A Review of Bill O'Reilly by a Knight of the Round Table
Zounds!
A pale, thin-faced, irritating sycophant!
Nary an honourable part of him. Wherefore does he not join his noble battle for this poor business of democracy? Is there a sword in his hand? Is there a crossbow cradled in his arms? Why doth he not rejoin his efforts and fracas with his fellow men-at-arms?
Why doth he yell at people in civil discourse? What honorable man would suffer such inhuman and improper treatment?
It surely is a suprise that he has not been harmed mortally for his effrontery. If I would bother with such weak-kneed, fallow men, surely I would slaughter him outright and be done with such a worthless creature.
A pale, thin-faced, irritating sycophant!
Nary an honourable part of him. Wherefore does he not join his noble battle for this poor business of democracy? Is there a sword in his hand? Is there a crossbow cradled in his arms? Why doth he not rejoin his efforts and fracas with his fellow men-at-arms?
Why doth he yell at people in civil discourse? What honorable man would suffer such inhuman and improper treatment?
It surely is a suprise that he has not been harmed mortally for his effrontery. If I would bother with such weak-kneed, fallow men, surely I would slaughter him outright and be done with such a worthless creature.
posted by Turn The Heaton at 12:04 p.m.
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