d Pardon My Juice: Maxim Gorky Resurrected

Wednesday, January 25

Maxim Gorky Resurrected

Famed Russian and early Soviet writer Maxim Gorky was resurrected yesterday due to unknown forces. A caretaker at the cemetary found the freezing and dishelveled writer directly above his coffin.

"What I don't understand is why Gorky? He's an excellent writer, but why not really the great Russian writer. Why not Pushkin? Or Tolstoy or Chekhov or Dostoyevsky?"

Once Gorky became of aware of what year it was, what had happened since he died and what had suddenly happened to him, he too expressed his confusion, "There's a million people in the world more interesting and more important than me."

At the end of the interview, he shrugged and walked away lost in thought. He bent down--apparently, he had just found ten dollars.


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