Eighteen Questions NOT to ask the Australian Spider Boar
1- So what are you, a Spider or a Boar?
2- Are you tasty?
3- Are you related to Miss Piggy in any way?
4- Were you one of the Boars on the Emmy Award Winning Drama “Lost”?
5- Do you get board easily?
6- Got any insider trading advice for a guy who’s just starting out?
7- What’s your opinion on this whole Roe vs. Wade thing?
8- Can I ride you?
9- What’d you score on your Australian Standardized Educational Tests?
10- Who’d you fuck a Koala?
11- Rod Stewart or Phil Collins?
12- What’s it like being hunted for sport?
13- Can I crash at your place tonight?
14- You Hungry? Ribs sound good.
15- It is true you have a curly penis?
16- Did you see “Brokeback Mountain?”
17- Do you get over to the Great Barrier Reef much?
18- Haven’t I seen your Father hanging in some Lodge?