Voight and Saruman Team Up!
Jon Voight,born 29 December 1938 in Yonkers, New York, USA, has a new project coming to homes this year. Teaming up with major Media Mogal Ted Turner, both have somehow taken the dead body of Former Pope John Paul II (PJ squared to his friends) and placed Voight in the holy tome. Then, with the help of Saruman and Count Dooku’s evil magic (featured in the background of above photot), Voight will rise from the grave and star in CBS’s welcoming of the apocalypses “Classic Rape Scenes as told by Zombie Pope John Paul II.”
Voight’s acting career has many monumental roles. Including this authors Top Five!
Midnight Cowboy (1969) .... Joe Buck
Deliverance (1972) .... Ed Gentry
Anaconda (1997) .... Paul Sarone
The Karate Dog (2004) .... Hamilton Cage
Return to Ass Fuck Mountain (2006) Post-Production….Ranger Cooch
Also signed onto this project will be the new boy band “The Four Horsemen” a group of haunting youngsters with a Love for life and making others suffer.